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Intelligence -


TAGS: intelligence china submarines military navy
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:02 pm
Hear about the aircraft-carrier China's building? It's first one ever, supposedly... Kust as we're getting a fleet of flying death-rays! NOW who's a threat to whom...?
jinxguy44 - December 4, 2015, 1:04 pm
Chalk one more up for Captain obvious- you'll never know where he'll strike again!!!
JesusWept - December 3, 2015, 5:54 am
Thanks, people :)
concern3 - December 3, 2015, 3:25 am
You nailed it, good one, a 5er
mizzdizz - December 3, 2015, 2:46 am
Dog! too funny! 5 L dropping that stinker! LOL! Made an excellent poster even funnier!
mizzdizz - December 3, 2015, 2:45 am
LOL! I've always wondered it people writing the headlines aren't actually doing this deliberately to see if the editor notices before it gets published? 5 LOL lions!
spacedog - December 2, 2015, 7:38 pm
Ha! That's some in-depth reporting.


GO AHEAD -


TAGS: abbott and costello
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - April 11, 2014, 10:39 am
Say what?! Oh, wait, he's on second isn't he?
IllicoPresto - April 7, 2014, 11:51 pm
Wonderful!
crankyhead - January 5, 2011, 10:13 pm
beautiful


WISDOM -


TAGS: wise man tells beautiful lies
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

steve1961 - March 3, 2013, 10:47 pm
I just tell my girlfriend how much I love our quiet time together...
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 7:04 pm
ah ah ! I love when you just duckface !


AMERICA - Where Violence & Ignorance Are Celebrated, But Intellect & Reason Are Mocked


TAGS: america intelligence brains stupidity ignorance
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by SethMythrax

SethMythrax - July 29, 2012, 6:47 am
Its a sad World we are living in now days.....
GaryO - July 28, 2012, 9:14 pm
Yeah, freedom to be stupid is rife here. Still the least worst…. by a huge margin.
RonE - July 28, 2012, 7:23 am
Don't forget the glorification from uneducated simple minded voters who cannot tell the politicians are playing them like a skin flute in a porno.
SethMythrax - July 27, 2012, 11:21 pm
Not at all. America though glorifies it in Movies & Songs though.....
mariand - July 27, 2012, 3:45 pm
hehehe... would you be surprised if isn't the only place?


TEASER -


TAGS: don t tell
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - February 12, 2013, 12:06 am
thank you UG!!!
ughomer - February 11, 2013, 9:27 pm
Simply D-best!
mariand - November 20, 2011, 12:41 pm
It's your choice... the point was, you can't criticize someone about something you are not able to do...
alex4digiprod2 - November 18, 2011, 11:57 am
Which is why I don't make posters.
mariand - November 17, 2011, 10:09 am
Hey, you're right alex...but you know, only those who don't make posters, won't make mistakes...;)
alex4digiprod2 - November 17, 2011, 9:51 am
*Then
mariand - November 15, 2011, 5:13 pm
lol @ champ... thanks, I won't
champ99 - November 15, 2011, 4:25 pm
Please do not eat the big white mint. ;-)


YOU TELL ME -


TAGS: dont ask dont tell
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Airman

marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 12:55 pm
Suberb Airman! 5L
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 2:13 pm
I've been watching you Panic, and catching you, won't be a problem.
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 1:56 pm
Blah, it happens everywhere I go... but on which side of the monitor is the problem? And can you proof it? Catch 22 me if you can... ;-P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2010, 1:05 pm
And most Motifakers can't tell the difference between your comments and 4 rabid monkeys humping on a keyboard.
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 12:56 pm
Airman came the right place, most of the politfakers can't tell the difference between satira and propaganda... don't let it happen here, too!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2010, 11:50 am
Great idea...all serious debates should be taken up in pm's....Just don't talk about me behind my back, I'm very sensitive.
crankyhead - October 29, 2010, 11:41 am
sorry moo, I'll pm him.
50cal - October 29, 2010, 11:40 am
My bad Mooo!
50cal - October 29, 2010, 11:40 am
Not at all. However by signing your contract you are in agreement with the government that its needs come first and foremost and your own last.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2010, 11:29 am
Oh, Come on guys...Funny or GTFO. You're bringing up stuff that was ended in September.
crankyhead - October 29, 2010, 11:08 am
so the 1st ammendment is unprofessional? This is not a slight on you 50cal, you seem like a good guy, just curious to hear your opinion.
50cal - October 29, 2010, 9:32 am
discriminatory but because it's about being professional.
50cal - October 29, 2010, 9:32 am
The same goes for your personnel beliefs and culture. They take the back seat in the name of the military professionalism. The military has a code that dictate what you are able to do and how you should carry yourself on and off duty. It's not because its
50cal - October 29, 2010, 9:32 am
want gay people but rather keeping the force professional. Any vet knows what I'm referring to. In the service you are all the same, act the same, and are battle brothers despite being black, white, and everything between.
50cal - October 29, 2010, 9:31 am
Let's put this into perspective so the gen public can understand. There are quite a lot of gay men and women in the service right now. No problem with that so long as it's don’t ask or don’t tell. The reason why it is still in place this day in age is not
BHartranft1 - October 29, 2010, 7:46 am
GiBro airforce dose alot more then that and this guy did go WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY to far
5150monkeylove - September 24, 2010, 11:15 pm
Great job of Nullifying an issue. 5L
rerun - September 24, 2010, 10:42 pm

know_it_all has left the building....with some assistance
GiBro - September 24, 2010, 10:35 pm
Your way out of line. Way way WWAAAYY the fuck out of line, and as a service member you should know better. Using dead grunts for political ammo, ha. Guess the air force wouldnt really know better at all, go patrol your desk.
know_it_all - September 24, 2010, 9:49 pm
how'm i sposed to spot the f4g if they're in coffins?
jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:25 pm
Salutes..well done, well done indeed
evodmasters - September 23, 2010, 1:40 pm
Third row, far left side
Ed-Hyde - September 23, 2010, 11:50 am
5L, the call is the call. You have to answer it. (besides, it might be your mother)
DeGrey - September 23, 2010, 2:04 am
The one buried face down so his friends will know him...
Iconoclast - September 22, 2010, 10:39 pm
A perfect 5L.
agdaniele - September 22, 2010, 10:29 pm
Knocked it out of the park.
GySgt1811 - September 22, 2010, 5:49 pm
Airman. Thank you. (Slow salute and back to parade rest.) 5
Sean - September 22, 2010, 5:46 pm
Brilliant. Just brilliant. P.s.: is it the one on the far left in the back? Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Zealot - September 22, 2010, 4:43 pm
as much as i think it should have been on politifake i can not not 5L this
Airman - September 22, 2010, 2:58 pm
I almost put it on politifake, but I think it's ok here.. or seems to be so far
forseti - September 22, 2010, 2:56 pm
I love to make fun on stereotype gays but in the end, sexual orientation is totally overrated. God - if existing - only hates people who hate others for their sexual orientation! 5 A(ir)men
GreyScorpion - September 22, 2010, 2:37 pm
no, bots can't vote, but on occasion, the new ones will leave a black scuff mark on the floor
AdmiralAckbar - September 22, 2010, 2:32 pm
what, a search bot can vote? I was wondering who was doing that. 5L 13 times then a 4 in the middle of the night.
GreyScorpion - September 22, 2010, 2:25 pm
the vote that dropped this was cast by a new search bot, not a member.
Hawamleh - September 22, 2010, 2:04 pm
A Truly De-motivational Poster, to have sent it to politifake would have been a waste, and i do agree that sexual orientation should not be something to judge about. 5ls from me.
AdmiralAckbar - September 22, 2010, 1:55 pm
my best friend growing up was gay and I would have him fight right next to me. 5 salutes, 21 if I could give them
50cal - September 22, 2010, 1:38 pm
5L though!
50cal - September 22, 2010, 1:38 pm
As an combat arms Army vet myself, to say gays can't serve is wrong in my books. I do however see a safety issue for them due to social background and beliefs others hold in service. Very touchy subject that I think should have been in the politifake site
HammerofHeeb - September 22, 2010, 1:30 pm
I voted 5L. I don't have issues fighting next to the gays, just showering with them.
TheTrashHeap - September 22, 2010, 1:26 pm
So long as they don't try to literally "have your back"
suenero - September 22, 2010, 1:24 pm
5 Lions from me also. When you're in the shit, the last thing that matter is who someone has sexy with. What matter is that they have your back.
Reality Lord - September 22, 2010, 1:08 pm

5L dude. very powerful and i hope everyone reads the tags. awesome.


MY EX - ...is living proof as to how stupid I can be.


TAGS: exes intelligence
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 9, 2015, 12:23 am
lol
jinxguy44 - November 8, 2015, 3:29 pm
Aaaahh, I see Miss Priss - no further questions or comments neccessary...
MissPriss - November 3, 2015, 5:30 pm
You'd have to ask my ex's boyfriend...teehee.
jinxguy44 - November 2, 2015, 8:37 pm
I certainly hope that this guy is ONLY practicing opening up a beer...


Unappreciated -


TAGS: 400 trillion lover tells unappreciated
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Ism

Ashson - July 5, 2014, 9:48 pm
Actually, the odds are 1. You've already been born as you.


RELIABILITY - Even the Empire had material problems... stupid "Lowest Bidder" contracting rules!


TAGS: november challenge star wars wait until you see how much an interstellar hammer costs
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Hippopotosaurus - November 19, 2009, 1:48 pm
5L's. i've seen this pic used a few times before but not as funny as this one ^_^. in agreement with 'moo' that 'aesop's folly' should STFU
agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 8:13 pm
If you can make a better motifake from a poster that someone wasted... it's a must re-do! And LD hit this one outta the galaxy!!!
Sean - November 9, 2009, 5:23 pm
The pic was used before but goddawfully so. So give 'em 'ell, LD.
LogicDude - November 9, 2009, 5:06 pm
If this was already posted - meaning the picture, because the text is ALL MINE - I'd like the poster number...I would like to see how someone else used it! As for the pic, I Googled "Star Wars" and this was one of many that came up...rest are in fodder!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 4:24 pm
If you are asking me P. It's cuz Logicdude is the man, and this aesop guy is a douche....otherwise, carry on.
Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 4:21 pm
Why are you attacking this guy?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 4:18 pm
STFU please.
aesop's folly - November 9, 2009, 4:05 pm
stop reposting plz


SARCASM -




HEY BUDDY -


TAGS: how to tell your buddy his fly is open
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Bartimaeus - August 15, 2010, 9:59 pm
Though that wink makes me uneasy...5
ICEMAN - August 15, 2010, 9:38 pm
Thank you Sir, may I have another? ;)
Cubbybear - August 15, 2010, 9:19 pm
Very funny Mr.Iceman 5 cool poodles


BACK TO SCHOOL -




GREATNESS - This will NEVER be a 5 Lion poster. Oh yeah? Maybe you're right, but I had fun making it.


TAGS: never tell me nothing cubby
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Swampfox - July 2, 2012, 3:30 pm
This is wrong on so many levels. 5L :)
5150monkeylove - March 25, 2011, 5:00 pm
You guys know you love TSM!
Cubbybear - March 25, 2011, 12:41 am
Uh....no. I hope not....Really ...no.
ICEMAN - March 25, 2011, 12:39 am
Still fantasizing on that one. eh?
Cubbybear - March 25, 2011, 12:37 am
LOL!
5150monkeylove - March 25, 2011, 12:01 am
Tossed Salad man would have his day in the sun then!
agdaniele - March 24, 2011, 10:09 pm
We could do a hall of shame, OR everyone could just type "5150monkeylove" in the "search by author" window.
rerun - March 24, 2011, 9:48 pm

maybe we need a hall of shame, 100 votes that average 1.5 or lower.
motinet - March 24, 2011, 8:51 pm

HA! It even made the Hall Of Fame!
calto40k - January 26, 2011, 6:52 pm
never hit 5L my ass its awesome
CANADA - January 25, 2011, 8:58 pm
thats perfect!
Reality Lord - January 25, 2011, 7:53 pm

lolz...5L
Cubbybear - January 24, 2011, 11:41 pm
Tanks
autumnspirit - January 24, 2011, 10:51 pm
You'll never be a great poster maker! You're a stuffed bear! hehe JK Funny! 5L's
jameswnash - January 24, 2011, 10:33 pm
SUHUGWAGUWGHUA(5 Lions)


ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE - Now In Our Patented Easy Applicator Go From Tart To Smart In 5 Minutes




PESSIMISM -


TAGS: babies turn into adult and they get old and die youll thank me for telling you this pzy
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:36 pm
I am Jack's total lack of surprise.
spacedog - October 26, 2010, 8:14 pm
Very good Pzykosiz.


THE OTHER SIDE - What the travel brochures don't tell you...




SELF REALIZATION -


TAGS: intellectual humor
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by jameswnash

Ed-Hyde - September 13, 2010, 7:42 am
5 Real Geniuses - 'In the immortal words of Socrates: I drank what?'
Zealot - September 12, 2010, 6:25 pm
If my memory serves, he wasn't afraid to die.
Wily - September 11, 2010, 11:56 pm
All for the legalization of hemlock? say AYE!.


REVELATIONS -


TAGS: people wont tell the truth
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by caveman

Zetmonk - July 19, 2012, 9:24 am
It takes a brave man to make such a poster... 5L
spacedog - July 16, 2012, 5:42 pm
Armageddon! 5L Caveman.


CARRIER PIGEONS -


TAGS: wild blue satellite internet
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:08 pm
Ciao.
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:07 pm
I'm getting the evil eye...see ya all
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:06 pm
Good move.
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:05 pm
I gotta get a condo there...I couple of buds bought homes there before the speculators went nuts.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:05 pm
Thanks for dropping in, guys.... it's been a good morning.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:04 pm
Don't forget Adios!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:04 pm
It's just hard to get drunk at 9am when you don't start drinking until 8am.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 12:04 pm
Cheerio, ciao and all that rot, guys.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:03 pm
Vegas baby... never a dry town!
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:03 pm
Noon baby...the travel stops are open!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:02 pm
It's 9am here.... Not drunk YET!
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:02 pm
*intently*
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:01 pm
L8TR Haar and drive safe Aggy
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:01 pm
Don't pore too much milk on your cereal!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:00 pm
I'm heading to the store, anyhow... sunday shopping! Have a great day, everyone!!!!
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:58 am
Speaking of Irish...It's a nice day out and MrsBone whats to go for a ride on the bike and stop for some cocktails...so I'm off. Have fun and play nice!
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:57 am
Ha. Nice, Bone.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:55 am
Are you saying she's irish?
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:54 am
It has its uses. If you're living somewhere where you have to stick copper wires in potatoes to generate electricity, for example, it's a fine service.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:54 am
LOL!
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:53 am
Can't cook but she is easy on the eye *after drinking I only have one*
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:53 am
Lemme guess, Bone.... only one owner... just driven to church?
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:51 am
WTF...cost aboot the same?!? I'll pay the shipping on my wife...Mid 50's model, full natural C's to boot!
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:50 am
If I upgrade from this TRS80, I think I'll be set.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:49 am
Might be useful having something around that goes down more than my girlfriend... and costs about the same.
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:49 am
SATCOM...you talk so dirty Haar
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:49 am
I might be interested, Haar....
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:48 am
Anyone want to buy a used but serviceable internet satellite dish? Paid $300 new, I'll pay shipping and give it away. (well, maybe I won't quite go THAT far...)
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:48 am
Fiber optic is a "big pipe" my friend...you'll love that! Unless it's AT&T
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:46 am
Yeah. The local guys are trenching fiber optic out here now, so this long nightmare is over, I think.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:37 am
Oldest trick in the book.
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:36 am
throwing "buck Shot" at their own product to get you to upgrade eH!
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:32 am
What's more, it came back of its own accord, in the middle of the night. Found out they're trying to sell upgrades, though. Things that make you go ????? I called initially to see if the bird was down. Sigh...
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:28 am
LMAO Haar...email (sounds like MS reminders)...if your email is down contact us LMAO
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:26 am
The connection was completely dead, Thur and Fri, and the customer service reps sent me an e-mail to schedule an repair visit. I love these guys.
Haarakkon - June 27, 2009, 8:08 pm
I'll C-pigeon ya. Quicker that way.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:00 pm
Can't you move out of Alaska?
Haarakkon - June 27, 2009, 7:57 pm
Yup, ironic that Wild Blue knocked me down to 56K 2 hours after I uploaded this. July is going to be a long month.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 7:52 pm
This one seems to be DSL.


COMMON SENSE - This guy has none.


TAGS: sense brains intelligence stupid dumb
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by RetiredUSNChief

RetiredUSNChief - April 20, 2011, 11:51 pm
COOL! A comment about me not having balls of steel, from a person who created an account just to post this one comment and nothing else. Duly noted! :):)
pooya - February 8, 2011, 3:46 am
yeah but he has balls of steel which you have none....
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 8:06 am
I do not think it means what you think it means.


INTELLIGENCE - You're not as clever as you think you are.




IN THE BACK OF MY MIND -


TAGS: maybe she is trying to tell me something
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 11:06 pm
Perfection. 5L
BoneCD - July 29, 2009, 5:19 pm
This has been one crazy Wednesday...keep postin' guys, keep postin' em
BoneCD - July 29, 2009, 5:16 pm
LMAO
Sean - July 29, 2009, 5:14 pm
HONESTLY PATRICIA Whenever we go out, we are either accosted by freakin' monkeys ... or you lose a damn contact.
bOB cHIN - July 29, 2009, 2:17 pm
Nice pumps...heh,heh,heh
BoneCD - July 29, 2009, 11:17 am
I came to me after my bday festivities last night *honey where did ya go*
CANADA - July 29, 2009, 10:53 am
hahaha LMAO. another 5'er


ALL MEN ARE PIGS -




DID YOU KNOW - And planet earth is the only one with concrete proof that there is no intelligent life forms.


TAGS: planets earth intelligence humor
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2013, 2:40 pm
No problem; really had no use for it anyways. Now, even though I'm full blooded Sicilian, doesn't mean that I'm a part of a mafia. Just thought that I should get that part out of the way, lol.
MissPriss - May 27, 2013, 12:10 pm
We'd be honoured to have ya...as long as you leave your 2nd amendment behind in the U.S.A
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2013, 2:09 am
My wife and I have given it serious consideration, believe me. Especially after seeing Bowling for Columbine, I said to my wife, "This clenches it, we need to move to Canada."
MissPriss - May 26, 2013, 10:32 pm
Oh crotchety...we should all try living in the centre of the universe, Toronto Canada (it's a Canadian thing)...bahaha.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2013, 10:38 pm
I live in California, and I can say Amen to that.
MissPriss - April 30, 2012, 1:27 am
Yep...unfortunately for the rest of you I was the person they questioned and based their findings on.
rerun - April 29, 2012, 7:37 pm

fantastic.


THE PILOT -


TAGS: well now don t ask don t tell
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Airman - January 25, 2010, 2:26 pm
Love it
TheGoat - January 24, 2010, 2:45 pm
I hate Motifakes that re-tell old lame jokes but somehow I always give them 5L!
rerun - January 23, 2010, 11:52 am

you are back in it now.
thatonechick - January 23, 2010, 11:01 am
Dammit. I voted this one 5L and knocked my poster out of the top five again. LoL! :P
rerun - January 23, 2010, 10:59 am

when I saw the image I thought Airman made it, I am quite impressed. You stepping up the game makes it harder for a slacker such as myself.
Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 10:58 am
lol I thought this was a shot at Brit. Joke's hilarious 5L
BoneCD - January 23, 2010, 10:57 am
Very old joke! I was trying to slip an Airman or a Ron in there but just couldn't make it work! So here's to you guys...you bunch of lesbians!
rerun - January 23, 2010, 10:47 am

old joke but the image absoutly makes it. 5L


THE GREATEST PASTIME -


TAGS: and she tells me not to wager on the daily double
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Faceplant31 - January 11, 2010, 5:16 pm
Amsome, 5 Golden ball protectors for you sir


UFO'S - They don't exist?


TAGS: usa intelligence ufo s weather
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by culos

agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 8:34 pm
Ever.
A sense of humour: - January 14, 2009, 8:11 pm
get one.


TRUST ISSUES -




PURPOSE -




FASHION IQ TEST -




PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE DECADE -


TAGS: you tell m hef but on the other hand
Rating: 2.6/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 8:14 pm
On the other hand... Hef has lived beyond publicity immortality. Just sayin'...


MOTIFAKE'S-ADVICE OF THE DAY -


TAGS: do what it tells you
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Demo33 - June 17, 2011, 5:13 pm
Damn right 5L's
Derek - June 16, 2011, 8:54 pm
That's what I need; a head-ace. Comes with dynamic tension.


DADDYS LITTLE GIRL -


TAGS: pole dancing fail brutal thnx to tellitlikeitis
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

opiumstare - July 31, 2010, 3:05 pm
hehe....thats the direction i went in xxx
Faceplant31 - July 29, 2010, 10:32 am
Brutal! 5L
spacedog - July 28, 2010, 10:56 pm
Nice one.
crankyhead - July 28, 2010, 10:11 pm
LOL!


EXTRATERRESTRIAL LIFE - The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.




BLAZING TRAILS -


TAGS: brittish motorcycle intelligent light
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Greeny - April 7, 2011, 9:18 pm
Danggitt
ICEMAN - April 7, 2011, 7:52 pm
Ttoo many tt's.


INTELLIGENCE -


TAGS: intelligence moron moran
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by IllicoPresto

Sean - September 19, 2009, 1:16 am
And let's be honest about this. There's a mullet lurking under that bandana. It's the elephant in the room, so to speak.
Sean - September 19, 2009, 1:15 am
What a total retard. Using an exclamation mark in the middle of a sentence.


THE DREAM JOB -




PRIORITIES - Missing roof tiles, an 11' door opening with a 7' door, walls made of mud, no running water, septic, or safe electricity, but we got High-Def FUTBOL! GOOAAL!


TAGS: destitute poor homeless satellite dish satelite sattelite directtv soccer football
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Mongo - February 25, 2010, 7:17 pm
Y'know, that looks like Pensacola, FL.
LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 9:03 am
Everyone should have the right to download pr0n at high speed...everyone!
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 2:50 pm
Thanks, but I refuse to step on this one... I was rolling for hours over the door size. This is great as-is!
Jmac0585 - September 19, 2009, 2:44 pm
AG- you have my permission to nick the pic and run with that! That was awesome!
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 2:40 pm
Hiding drugs and weapons for a warlord has it's priviledges.
Arrogant Knight - September 19, 2009, 11:08 am
5 from me, Jmac. :)
Jmac0585 - September 19, 2009, 10:59 am
The only thing that could make this worse, is if you could see the 60" plasma hanging on the wall inside.
Jmac0585 - September 19, 2009, 10:58 am
Thanks H-, been following #6 on my new list.
Haarakkon - September 18, 2009, 10:25 pm
SCORE!!!! You're on a roll, jmac.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 7:15 pm
The 11' - 7' still has me busting up. 5 lions, and nothing on.
Jmac0585 - September 18, 2009, 6:54 pm
Well spotted AG-
spacedog - September 18, 2009, 6:43 pm
Well done Jmac0585. 5L.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 6:42 pm
THAT is one seriously good dish salesman.


INTELLIGENCE - "Now who's the damn dirty ape!"




DONATELLO - He'll show you the real secret of the ooze


TAGS: donatello
Rating: 2.68/5

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Derek - January 29, 2010, 4:38 am
You have to remember that he did his works on commission. Look to his patrons.
bubbalou - January 28, 2010, 9:18 pm
actually, the real donatello artist was a pedophile. he liked little boys. just look at the statue of david he did. pay close attention to the feather between his legs...
TigerKid - June 27, 2008, 1:06 am
what the...LMAO!!


INTIMACY - It's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.




Story Telling -


TAGS: garyo comes by his story telling talent naturally never let go of your inner child
Rating: 4.93/5

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MissPriss - August 1, 2013, 3:00 pm
Glad ya did stumble upon it...a tribute to Mr. Gary! Got a few more cute kids say what posters coming. Thanks for the 5L and a fav to boot!
GaryO - August 1, 2013, 10:09 am
Shyt, Missy. How'd I miss this?! 5L fav...dang this is good


BLISS -


TAGS: happiness requires intelligent choices crankyhead
Rating: 4.74/5

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AdmiralAckbar - October 11, 2010, 8:28 pm
we live in eden


LOVE -


TAGS: tell them you lovem rerun
Rating: 4.47/5

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rerun - January 30, 2012, 7:51 pm

at least he had the courage to take a chance
PinkPomeranian - January 30, 2012, 7:39 pm
My boyfriend wrote this on a note to me, I thought he made it up just for me. xD i was WRONG. 5l


SO HAVE A FEW -




intelligence test -


TAGS: intelligence test light socket one penny
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - September 1, 2013, 7:49 am
If I had the time, AUheart, I'd insert a dime.
MissPriss - September 1, 2013, 12:15 am
Must be smartest one out of the 5Lot...you use a butter knife!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 31, 2013, 9:22 pm
Lol! Nice!
Silverheart - August 31, 2013, 8:26 pm

Good intelligence test! You'd have to be pretty dumb to stick pennies into the wall hole designed to hold paperclips.


PROOF -


TAGS: rerun mars rover intelligent life
Rating: 4.89/5

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concern3 - June 23, 2015, 4:56 am
you can be so cruel and funny at the same time


Intellectual -


TAGS: intellectual overture ranger
Rating: 4.64/5

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lgvernon - November 2, 2014, 7:37 pm

BTW, my husband WHISTLES the WTO. A lot...and he still lives, which is testimony to my tolerance.
Cannabal - November 2, 2014, 3:49 pm
Or "A Clockwork Orange."
Silverheart - November 2, 2014, 8:28 am

I thought my ears were burning...
Thedge - November 2, 2014, 1:50 am
Man, ya gotta reply sooner... Silver, ya still love me?
GaryO - November 2, 2014, 12:56 am
Screw silver, this is Hi-Yo GOLD! (....don’t really screw silver)
Thedge - November 2, 2014, 12:26 am
5 Away Silvers.
Thedge - November 2, 2014, 12:25 am
Hmmm... was thinking Alzheimer's Syndrome, working for me.
lgvernon - November 2, 2014, 12:14 am

This is CLASSIC! EPIC! 5Ls Tonto!


BEAUTIFUL DISASTER -




EARTH -


TAGS: earth intelligence population increase same
Rating: 3.85/5

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motinet - December 5, 2010, 3:01 pm

fixed
culos - December 5, 2010, 8:21 am
Are you claiming you're from this factory???? (go to the forum, look for the sync tool)
Reality Lord - December 4, 2010, 8:40 pm

get an account and start making more


HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPPEDALIOPHOBIA - Who decided to name it this?




INTELLIGENCE - "The most dangerous man, to any government, is the man who Is able to think things out for himself" Henry Mencken


TAGS: intelligence
Rating: 3.2/5

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Chillax - February 19, 2010, 4:01 pm
Yes, those are some deep thinking, molotov cocktail throwing, anarchist.
[email protected] - February 19, 2010, 12:10 pm
I thought that the whole reason for government was so zat we wouldn't have to resort 2 being roving bands of torch weilding lynch-mobs 4 basic needs. and zat is a chainsaw
Sidereal - February 19, 2010, 8:11 am
Not a chain saw then>>?
Sho - February 19, 2010, 4:41 am
Lmao @ the dude standing there with a guitar case in his hand


MAY BE A REDNECK - Two John Deere Tractors $15,000 Four car garage $20,000




I.Q. TEST -


TAGS: smart intelligent
Rating: 2.4/5

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wookie - August 10, 2009, 3:59 pm
you kiss your ewok with that mouth? Seriously? There is more to life....tone it down some EH?
YAY - August 10, 2009, 3:51 pm
This is fucking garbage The original "Make no sense" is better. DONT FUCK W/ IT FAGGOT. Get some orginiality dipshit.
Alguien de la Calle - May 8, 2009, 11:18 am
indeed !
Alguien de la Calle - May 8, 2009, 11:17 am
indeed !
Hashbrownmaster - March 28, 2009, 1:19 am
well obviously water is low on the deathstar so hes simply purifying some water from the ocean and filling those jugs to take back with him


THE JOKER - He has a twin sister




THE SPACE ODYSSEY -




STARLIGHT -


TAGS: starlight starbright satellite disappointment disenchantment
Rating: 4.77/5

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ICEMAN - December 2, 2010, 10:45 pm
Nope, Challenger.
agdaniele - December 2, 2010, 10:02 pm
LOL grey!!!!!!!
GreyScorpion - December 2, 2010, 9:57 pm
Columbia!! too soon?
tellitlikeitis - December 2, 2010, 9:40 pm
5 L's. I love the pic. and crappy luck...


Propaganda -


TAGS: korean satellite rocket launch news
Rating: 4.67/5

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GaryO - June 25, 2013, 10:16 am
It’s a joke Bol, one of ism’s continuing news sagas that make us all giggle…nothing more, nothing less, but….yer right about Fox…and CNN….and…….
Bolverk3778 - June 25, 2013, 9:11 am
Fox News Alert-- Since when did Fox ever have any news on this channel? If they ever show an item that they say is 'breaking news' I automatically check the rest of the news channels and my diary just in case it's April 1st.
falloutghoul - June 23, 2013, 8:41 am
Tommy joins the MissPriss cult? LOL!


THE GOOD LIFE -


TAGS: nobody tells me anything
Rating: 4.59/5

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RagTopDriver - July 26, 2010, 2:12 pm
And there is no thermometer on the wall because it broke in may the first time it hit 120.


GIANTS IN BIKINIS - No one at the CIA, FBI, or Pentagon saw it coming


TAGS: poor intelligence gathering
Rating: 4.37/5

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Me_ - April 21, 2010, 2:53 pm
I know where all the sailors are looking. UP


LOOKS LIKE THE MARINES - didn't get the SFW memo




EUROPE -


TAGS: beautiful thin intelligent
Rating: 3.35/5
spencer - August 9, 2009, 10:43 am
amen. i am sick of hearing that every foreigner is hot.


SUFFER THE LITTLE CHILDREN TO COME UNTO ME - So they can touch my wang (We'll settle out of court later)


TAGS: jesus loved me this i know cuz my lawsuit tells me so
Rating: 3/5

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CANADA - August 14, 2009, 11:12 am
i used a way better pic in my poster, this one is way to pixelated


MMMMMMMMMMM.... - crystal.


TAGS: crystal ball fortune teller
Rating: 3/5

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spacedog - April 16, 2010, 7:42 pm
Say what? Did I get dyslexic and submit this when I was sleep-motifaking? Weird. Not the poster, it's creator's name that's oddly familiar.
MrRandom - April 16, 2010, 3:18 am
Juice. Duhhhhhh.
rerun - April 16, 2010, 3:11 am

meth?


ROYALE-TEA - You know what they call the drink that comes with a Quarter Pounder meal in France?


TAGS: pulp fiction royalty assignment i know this is stupid you don t have to tell me
Rating: 2.87/5

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rerun - January 26, 2011, 5:48 pm

FSU = Fucking Shut Up.
coldinjected - January 26, 2011, 4:46 pm
FSUninja777- welcome. Before you trash, make someone laugh. you haven't been funny. Your comments are common and over used. Please try again.
Hawamleh - January 26, 2011, 4:28 pm
pls don't trash on peoples posters, especially if the creator has seniority over you, and is/was a respected member of this comunity.
FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 4:13 pm
I'm new on the site and all, but we need to end crappy puns right now... preferably with the death penalty to prevent repeat offenses...
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 8:12 am
*cough, cough* OK then...


Nietzsche -


TAGS: pseudointellectual
Rating: 2.04/5
the Monty Python - September 26, 2008, 9:08 am
disagree with you http://www.adelaide.edu.au/library/guide/hum/philosophy/philos_song.html


VACUUM FLUCTUATIONS - Now you know.




WORLD - A FULL CIRCLE - At 20, you tell the world what you think of it... At 40, you think about what you told the world... At 60, the world thinks of you with what you told it...




MOM ASKED -


TAGS: girl tell mom everything cubby
Rating: 4.5/5

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rerun - July 16, 2010, 9:09 pm

great legs


ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE - Let the games begin..


TAGS: artificialintelligence chess
Rating: 4.43/5

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robotdylan - April 14, 2012, 6:10 am
Thank you..
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 1:22 pm
Ah, very nice RD, can be interpreted many ways and the text matches the title well I'll say. 5L


HEADLINES -


TAGS: mar 30 headlines good evening to you now let me tell you why it won t be
Rating: 4.27/5

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Bovee - March 30, 2010, 5:15 pm
Truely demotivational. 5L's
Faceplant31 - March 30, 2010, 3:53 pm
Nice! 5L


I DON'T CARE -




YAWN OF DOOM -


TAGS: my wife tells me about her dreams every freakin day
Rating: 4.1/5

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Produceman117 - March 12, 2010, 10:29 pm
I second both previous comments...
phydeaux - March 12, 2010, 10:27 pm
not enough Sean around here lately. 5/5 plus pure amsome.
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 9:45 pm
Seedlings, take notes... fave this, and review it when you consider submitting motifakes.


SAD SON -




MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES - Artificial Intelligence is doomed




A KISS IS JUST A KISS -




CUBBY - Will never forgive Logicdude for telling him that Lilliput was full of sexy Asian women !!!


TAGS: cubby will never forgive logicdude for telling him
Rating: 3.5/5

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Anonymous2 - January 24, 2010, 8:53 pm
Cubby - BIG in Japan...
Derek - January 24, 2010, 4:53 pm
Aha! It's not that he likes them small, it's just that he's really BIG


INDOCTRINATION -




MINE? -




CUSTOMER SERVICE -




THANKSGIVING - You'd kill all of them for a great meal. It's a good thing Grandma can cook.


TAGS: thanksgiving the voices tell me to bide my time
Rating: 3.3/5

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rerun - November 24, 2010, 11:12 pm

nice, too bad MWLF isn't here to enjoy it with us....wonder if they ever found his body.
agdaniele - November 24, 2010, 11:04 pm
Beautiful.
GreyScorpion - November 24, 2010, 11:03 pm
timeless classic 5L


TRUE LOVE - Your old, short and gray. So why is she so turned on every time she sees you. It must be that huge lump in your pants.


TAGS: turn ons assignment be nice don t tell him its his wallet
Rating: 3.2/5

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Eeyore3061 - December 26, 2010, 3:42 pm
Just look at the SIZE of that checkbook he gave her. ;)
pieman - April 16, 2010, 2:52 pm
*pssst* You weren't supposed to tell him. Read the tag.
Koradan - April 16, 2010, 2:40 pm
Whoa, Rod is short! However, it looks like he's at the right height; he's almost at nom-nom level!
Koradan - April 16, 2010, 2:39 pm
By "lump", do you mean that big wad of cash in his pocket?


ROSE - Turned out to clash with the rest of the uniform, but they loved it SO much!




AMBITION -




QUESTION - How does one become a tit?




DUMB - This Guy has the IQ of a thimble


TAGS: intelligents
Rating: 2.53/5

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Scorpio7 - January 26, 2009, 9:09 am
Respectfully, I don't think his IQ is all that high...


PENN AND TELLER BULLSHIT - No matter what the topic is, they will probably be tits in the episode!


TAGS: penn teller tits
Rating: 2.44/5


INTELLIGENT DESIGN - helping stupid people feel smart since 1987




PSYCHOTIC - No food and shelter for Sylvester this week!




INTELLIGENT DESIGN - In fairness, it makes about as much sense as the entire universe and all within it magically bursting out of nowhere (Big Bang).


TAGS: intelligent design
Rating: 2.36/5

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Elder God Douchebag - December 10, 2008, 12:32 am
Oh, yeah, that. Loooong night of drinking.
KingKong - December 9, 2008, 11:24 pm
the platypus explain that one einstein.
PSA - November 22, 2008, 9:09 pm
and there was actually proof that the universe can be created by the imbalance of matter VS anti-matter.....where's your proof dumbshits?
PSA - November 22, 2008, 9:07 pm
but it makes more sense that some giant guy with all these powersa was the one who came out of nowhere instead right?


PENN AND TELLER BULLSHIT! - No matter what the topic, there will probably be tits in the episode!


TAGS: bullshit penn and teller
Rating: 2.16/5


ANSWER - By being born as bird species




THE MOTINETWORK -


TAGS: moti satellite
Rating: 5/5

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Spaceflightengineer - December 16, 2010, 3:19 am
Oh gosh, hold back on the hilarity, would cha?


Telling Time -




Ajay Ghale -




PRUDENCE -




The Devil Wears Prada -


TAGS: fashion design beauty intelligence artist
Rating: 4.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 27, 2014, 12:14 pm
Those aren't the words I've used, but I've always felt that way regarding beauty.


Stupid Is... -




THATONECHICK -


TAGS: it s ocd i tell ya ocd
Rating: 4.82/5

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thatonechick - July 14, 2010, 10:06 am
Ditto what GS said. LoL! Wow was my first reaction. 5 poor chickies...
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 7:42 pm
Wow! 5L


It's Not The End Of The World -


TAGS: baby babies stupidity brains intelligence
Rating: 4.82/5

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Greybeard - May 19, 2014, 3:20 am
I have. Remember, I'm in Afghanistan. LoL
MissPriss - May 18, 2014, 2:45 pm
Time to time? Try living with Shit For Brains Syndrome.


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